windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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