I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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