WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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