Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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