when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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