dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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