It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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