so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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