I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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