Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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