well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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