I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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