:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
one two three fourrrrnication!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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