One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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