Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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