But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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