Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She's the barista slut.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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