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my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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