worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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