Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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