i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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