Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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