so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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