This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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