He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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