He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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