this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I see more hoeing in ur future
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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