I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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