I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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