Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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