Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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