But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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