I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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