All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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