So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Randomize
