K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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