This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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