The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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