Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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