Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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