so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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