Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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