Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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