she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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