I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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