STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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