exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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