Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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