I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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