The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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