Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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