Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I want to fling myself into the sun
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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